Bin doin' it all wrong, honey..! Jx
Perhaps you could teach me a thing or two.
I've seen the "Little Pirate" over at MJ's. Don't tempt me... Jx
Ready to roll with my camera, Bitches.
Oh dear. That's just not right.You need to charge more... and stop giving out free samples.
What, like a dollar fifty?It's the free sample that got me a dollar tip.
Only a dollar? With professional pads like that, what will $20 get me? And what time should I be there?
Twenty dollars'll get ya trip round the world.I'm at the 19th Wheel truck stop off highway 67 near Estabutchie Alabama.Hurry, I'm hungry.
I'm sorry... but as a fashion statement pads should only ever be worn on ones shoulders... Oh wait I get it now... you have had another hard day at the orifice...
That's the ingenious thing about knee pads, they can also be worn as shoulder pads too.Sometimes doubles as a codpiece.
Poor, poor, little boy blew...
and blew and blew and blew...
No one respects a professional the way they should.
I deserve a promotion. Something like head lot lizard.
Bin doin' it all wrong, honey..! Jx
ReplyDeletePerhaps you could teach me a thing or two.
DeleteI've seen the "Little Pirate" over at MJ's. Don't tempt me... Jx
DeleteReady to roll with my camera, Bitches.
DeleteOh dear. That's just not right.
ReplyDeleteYou need to charge more... and stop giving out free samples.
What, like a dollar fifty?
DeleteIt's the free sample that got me a dollar tip.
Only a dollar? With professional pads like that, what will $20 get me? And what time should I be there?
ReplyDeleteTwenty dollars'll get ya trip round the world.
ReplyDeleteI'm at the 19th Wheel truck stop off highway 67 near Estabutchie Alabama.
Hurry, I'm hungry.
I'm sorry... but as a fashion statement pads should only ever be worn on ones shoulders... Oh wait I get it now... you have had another hard day at the orifice...
ReplyDeleteThat's the ingenious thing about knee pads, they can also be worn as shoulder pads too.
DeleteSometimes doubles as a codpiece.
Poor, poor, little boy blew...
ReplyDeleteand blew and blew and blew...
DeleteNo one respects a professional the way they should.
ReplyDeleteI deserve a promotion. Something like head lot lizard.
ReplyDelete