I Like To Take Pictures At The Beach:































I like to take pictures of my feet in the sand.

































I like to take pictures of the man who wears jeans to the beach, asks for cigarettes and then falls over and takes a nap.

































I like to take pictures of the man who straps a lawnmower to his back and hang glides perilously close to beach goers while waving to them like a paid entertainer all with a never ending incessant buzzing.




























I like to take pictures of the woman who spends the day collecting shells which she takes home to fill jars and make lamps to sell to tourists and motels.




























I like to take pictures of sea gulls having sex.

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  1. What a lovely Seaside adventure...

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    1. And this past week it's been a daily one.

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  2. What tiny toes you have!

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    1. My Mother always thought I had the cutest toes.

      I think it's just the camera angle that makes them look small but just like at the shine on my toenails with the sun glinting off them. They are buffed to a near mirror like reflection.

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  3. Thanks for the beach trip ... and I didn't have to get sand wedged into uncomfortable places!

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    1. What's nice about this time of year is that the humidity is low and the sand hardly even sticks to you. When June rolls around then the stuff is like glue.

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  4. Sometimes I really do miss Florida....

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    1. Now you are closer than ever, just down the road as it were.

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  5. She sells seashells by the seashore.
    The shells she sells are surely seashells.
    So if she sells shells on the seashore,
    I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

    It looks so warm and inviting, the beach, not your foot! though, I'm pretty sure some foot worshiper will be masturbating over it in due course. I've been taking photographs over the weekend of our seaside adventure to Blackpool.

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    1. She sells seashell lamps by the seashore...

      What's wrong with my feet? Other than being a little dry from the sun and sand? Care to go shrimping?

      I can't wait to see your pictures. I love the Blackpool adventures.

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  6. gettin' to be nice weather for shrimpin'...

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  7. Not even cash up front would induce me to suck on a big toe. I hate all feet Ayem8y, they're so ugly, I don't even like my own! I pick up socks using the very tips of my fingers.

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  8. I've never understood who "my people" always dreamt of retiring in Florida! Florida is Quebec's idea of the Garden of Eden! Makes me go hummmmm!

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    1. Jon: That reminds me of the film, "La Florida."

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    2. Noooooo! Those damn Los Tabarnacos! Now I must cover myself with the veil of shame!

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  9. :( but no pictures of your naked ass in the sand.....

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  10. This little piggy went to market...

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