UP FOR BID IS AN ORIGINAL OIL PAINTING. OF YOUR BUTT, DONE ON CANVAS 16 X 20 INCHES.HERE'S THE DEAL,YOU SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR BUTT, OR THE ASS OF YOUR CHOICE AND I WILL PAINT IT IN OILS ON A QUALITY 16 X 20 STRETCHED CANVAS. I WILL RENDER A LIKENESS THAT IS RECOGNIZABLE. MALE OR FEMALE I DON'T CARE ,I WILL CAPTURE IT ON CANVAS SO IN THE FUTURE , WHEN IT'S OLD AND SAGGY, YOU CAN REMEMBER IT IN ITS PRIME. FAMILY BUTT PORTRAITS ARE ALSO AVAILABLE. MY STAMP AND SIGNATURE ARE ON THE BACK.
LISTEN UP MJ!
How much for the portrait of MJ's butt?
ReplyDeleteThanks for your interest mister LX, just right click and save as the Mistress's arse is the artist's calling card.
ReplyDeletePirate - you the artist or someone else?
ReplyDeleteOh Cookie, definitely someone else.
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ReplyDeletePeenee it's get's freakier by the minute.
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Why not just get a friend to paint your arse with body paint and take a photo? Cuts out the middle man. And it can be a whole lot of fun...
ReplyDeletecustom asses in oil...mj's year of the ass?
ReplyDeletei smell a....well, i smell something.
Hey everybody, butt painting party over at Princess's place!
ReplyDeleteI smelled it too, Norma.
I particularly like the, "FAMILY BUTT PORTRAITS ARE ALSO AVAILABLE."
A whole family of butt portraits?
PHEW.
No, not MJ's. She once mentioned "exploding hips".
ReplyDelete(Pirate, I love you.)
Thank you but I do not need a canvas that large for my butt portrait.
ReplyDelete*backs up*
ReplyDeleteDid Mago just profess his love for you?
Herr Mago - "exploding hips"?
ReplyDeleteLike battleship ones?
Rhinoceros ones?
"Ejector Seat Hips"!
MJ - "Thank you but I do not need a canvas that large for my butt portrait."
Are you talking the 16" side or the 20" side?
*backs up*
Receives Herr Mago's tossed nose gay of affection and holds it up to gay nose with an acknowledging wave of approval.
Just here somewhere ...
ReplyDeleteNow?
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