Today's EBAY Treasure:





















UP FOR BID IS AN ORIGINAL OIL PAINTING. OF YOUR BUTT, DONE ON CANVAS 16 X 20 INCHES.HERE'S THE DEAL,YOU SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR BUTT, OR THE ASS OF YOUR CHOICE AND I WILL PAINT IT IN OILS ON A QUALITY 16 X 20 STRETCHED CANVAS. I WILL RENDER A LIKENESS THAT IS RECOGNIZABLE. MALE OR FEMALE I DON'T CARE ,I WILL CAPTURE IT ON CANVAS SO IN THE FUTURE , WHEN IT'S OLD AND SAGGY, YOU CAN REMEMBER IT IN ITS PRIME. FAMILY BUTT PORTRAITS ARE ALSO AVAILABLE. MY STAMP AND SIGNATURE ARE ON THE BACK.


LISTEN UP MJ!

15 comments:

  1. How much for the portrait of MJ's butt?

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  2. Thanks for your interest mister LX, just right click and save as the Mistress's arse is the artist's calling card.

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  3. Pirate - you the artist or someone else?

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  4. Oh Cookie, definitely someone else.

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  5. Whenever I think Ebay cannot get any freakier....

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  6. Peenee it's get's freakier by the minute.

    I used to shop for antiques but now everyone and their brother sells crap. It's getting harder to find real things with all the clutter.

    This item comes from the "Everything Else" category.

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  7. Why not just get a friend to paint your arse with body paint and take a photo? Cuts out the middle man. And it can be a whole lot of fun...

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  8. custom asses in oil...mj's year of the ass?
    i smell a....well, i smell something.

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  9. Hey everybody, butt painting party over at Princess's place!

    I smelled it too, Norma.

    I particularly like the, "FAMILY BUTT PORTRAITS ARE ALSO AVAILABLE."

    A whole family of butt portraits?

    PHEW.

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  10. No, not MJ's. She once mentioned "exploding hips".







    (Pirate, I love you.)

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  11. Thank you but I do not need a canvas that large for my butt portrait.

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  12. *backs up*

    Did Mago just profess his love for you?

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  13. Herr Mago - "exploding hips"?

    Like battleship ones?

    Rhinoceros ones?

    "Ejector Seat Hips"!

    MJ - "Thank you but I do not need a canvas that large for my butt portrait."

    Are you talking the 16" side or the 20" side?

    *backs up*

    Receives Herr Mago's tossed nose gay of affection and holds it up to gay nose with an acknowledging wave of approval.

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