A Slow Death:

I’m a bit over the blogs. I’m contemplating blogicide. I have work to do on my house, myself and my job. I feel I’m wasting time. Posting has been sporadic at best lately. So, please leave reasons to stick with it.


  1. ummm....because I'll suffer, that's why!

    Can't you at least train a puppy, or hire a neighborhood kid or something to blog in your stead sometimes??? That's what I plan to do.
    (but only cause I couldn't afford the blogging monkey I'd hoped for)

  2. Reason 1: I enjoy and appreciate gazing at your naked form on Infomaniac.

    Reason 2: Mistress MJ is on holiday and will be a tad upset to learn of your departure whilst she's been away.

    Reason 3: It will mean that I can start infecting everyone with leprosy again. [not that I ever was... this is not an admittance of guilt].


  3. Your performing a community service. Many of us are too lazy or untalented to start our own blog so we depend on people like you.

  4. Why not pass the mantle to puggerpete if you are so hell bent on not displaying your nude gardening skills any longer to your adoring public... and other sordid... er... I mean... assorted Infomaniac bitches?

    Like Miss Scarlet, I have always found your blog to be very entertaining Mr Pirate.
    I don't know how I shall cope without being able to wave something lurid at "little pirate" occasionally.
    But... One must do as needs must!

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a lazy shite!

    Why not consider a monthly or bi monthly posting? That way avoiding blogicide and allowing us to occasionally gaze upon your magnificence...

  5. Be like a woman and blog once a month.

    Or, combine housing improvements amongst your dirty pirate doings.

    I'm not one to give advice: don't have a blog for the very reasons you are contemplating blogicide.

    What are blog friends for, anyway?

    There's always quick "Twitter."

    PS Jason's engaged now, so he'll be fine, ignore is plea, please.

  6. Because, if you blog-o-cide God will kill a kitten.

    Besides, I'll need you to keep me from committing blog-o-side.

    And bescause the minute you kill it is the minute you are going to come across something that you wish to post.

  7. Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life
    You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife
    I've no doubt you dream about the things you'll never do
    But, I wish someone had talked to me
    Like I wanna talk to you.....

    Please Don't Go

  8. Because a light in the Heavens shouldn't die!

    You'd be sorely missed. Why not just take a break?

  9. Take a lil' break if you need to ...I do....sometimes you have to......

  10. Because there is great satisfaction in passing wind out loud in a crowded elevator whenever one feels like it!

    So, don't commit blogicide, just stop by when you need to fart...

    (Not everyone is as gassy as me).

  11. You are all very kind to rally around this bereft old man in his moment of melancholy. I’ve reconsidered my blogicide and have backed away from the ledge that is the delete button.

    I ran into a couple of blog trolls back to back and was feeling sensitive about two ugly comments directed toward me versus the many hundreds of wonderful ones like you guys leave.

    Thank you all so much for the kind words and encouragement.

  12. Ugly stands for:

    Uncommon goofy limp you.

    I just made that up.

    Feel better, Aye???

  13. What about....
    Unique Gentlemen Loving You.
    Call me UGLY Darling....

  14. That's it.

    I'm coming down there this instant and give you a good ball-slapping.

  15. hey, get your ass back over here, now.

  16. I visit you and you talk about leaving? TA!

  17. I'm not so sure I have a valid reason...I'm feeling the same thing.