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Herbert Mopjune was told to hide his feelings as a child. As a result he feels no pain. Occasionally he employs torturous devices in an effort to regain his emotions. Sometimes the effect has more lasting implications. For instance, large amounts of clothespins applied to the scrotum and areolae produce short term firmness and tightness to the areas as well as remorse, regret and shame.

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  1. So *that's* why the bag is sitting open on the counter, and the chips are getting stale!
    Just great.

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  2. His decor sense appears to have suffered as well.

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  3. "remorse, regret and shame"

    I don't need clothespins for that!

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  4. What a strange geriatric hobby choice. He could at least shut the curtains, especially if he lives on a bus route and there are road works holding up the traffic. Pegs don't hurt anyway he needs one of these shoved up his arse.

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  5. Yes his decor is hideous and he can't shut the curtains because he's using all the clothespins that normally clip the towels and bedsheets to the window casings...

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  6. He reminds me of Microsoft's "Clippy"!

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  7. xl said it perfectly.

    pardon me, i've got some laundry on the line....

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  8. I would think that sofa (a term used loosely) would be enough pain for anyone.

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  9. Oh fuck yes...JILL stole my thought!

    I was more repulsed by the fuck-ugly sofa! I'd add more clothespins to pop's tits all day long just don't ask me to sit on his damn couch!

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