It’s BEAUTY Pageant season. I don’t know about you guys but I just love a good beauty pageant and not just any beauty pageant but a low rent local level beauty pageant. Like the Miss Flo Rida U*S*A beauty pageant.
How many times can I type the phrase Beauty Pageant?
Not nearly as many times as these gals must use it in a sentence everyday.
So I won't bore you with the whole program or will I?
I’ve carefully edited the whole thing down to just the highlights of the program. And when I say edited I think you all know what I mean. I mean as reinterpreted by me in a ‘Let’s have fun with the Beauty Pageant’ kind of way. Now do you get it? Oh and the whole thing is brought to you by NAZI’S. Honestly.
Be sure to catch this pageant as I’m sure the U-Tubes will yank it soon.