Two sources have indicated that a certain frequently visited "Infomaniac House of Beauty" has been shuttered for health code violations and improper use of lethal equipment. All patrons and especially those that participated in the following procedures, Anal Bleaching, Coffee Enema’s, Stick of Butter Treatment, and especially the “Happy Ending” Massage, SHOULD BE WARNED of a highly contagious rash that was rampant on the premises.
The Two Sources.
Now you and your sexual partners can get away from it all and...
Where you’ll receive the cure at the Mean Dirty Pirate,
The Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium is staffed with technicians skilled in the latest techniques for fighting the plague.
Mention that you caught it from Infomaniac House of Beauty and receive a 10% percent discount.
Once admitted patients receive their very own personal anti-toxin armadillo to milk eight times a day and ingest it’s magical properties.
Head nurse Peenee is in charge of the pharmacy and armadillos.
If for some unfortunate reason a patient does not respond to treatment or armadillo serum, final arrangements can be made upon checking out.
Patients responding well to therapy may enter a monthly beauty pageant and boost self-esteem.
Like MJ the newly crowned Miss Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium of April, 2010.