This Christmas:

Remember Santa smokes unfiltered Lucky Strikes™ so instead of leaving the usual cookies and milk under the tree leave him a pack of smooth Luckies™ - “It’s Toasted And It's Easier On His Throat”.






















It’ll boost you’re gift return by 17% guaranteed.
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  1. AnonymousMon Dec 21, 02:14:00 PM

    WOW!! Very different time in the world! Thinking back, I remember pictures of Santa always smoking a pipe. I bet that wouldn't happen anymore either.

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  2. nolasaintsMon Dec 21, 02:45:00 PM

    Will Santa take a 420 instead :)
    Merry Xmas !!!

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  3. JillMon Dec 21, 04:12:00 PM

    I was told that Santa like Beer and Cheese.

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  4. jasonMon Dec 21, 09:11:00 PM

    And I'll make sure to unfilter the chimey so he can make his way down too.

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  5. The MistressMon Dec 21, 09:19:00 PM

    Recommended by doctors!

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  6. mrpeeneeMon Dec 21, 11:04:00 PM

    It all promises that yellow, nicotine stain on his moustache that's so very appealing.

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  7. Miss JaneyTue Dec 22, 01:23:00 PM

    "Santa, why do you have a hole in your throat???"

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  8. Reavis EitelTue Dec 22, 11:40:00 PM

    Awesome!

    A very merry christmas!!! xox

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  9. The MistressThu Dec 24, 12:08:00 PM

    Merry Christmas to my favourite pirate.

    Yo HO HO.

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  10. Mitzi Thu Dec 24, 04:33:00 PM

    And a yo ho ho from me too. Merry Christmas!

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