So I needed something to post today and in my usual lazy Sunday fashion I never left the house. I know I’m a heathen, a Philistine and a Hittite. As I gazed out of the upstairs gallery of windows I noticed many things going on in the outside world that looked interesting enough to photograph and share with you.
A close up of the spider webs that seem to be proliferating lately. I think a spider even bit me on the knuckle and now the skin is starting to evaporate. A brown recluse...flesh eating spider venom? It hurts as I type this and my mind is a little foggy...the light...the light is growing dim...and I’m sweating...developing a fever...“Am I gonna die momma...am I gonna die?”
Now this ladies, this is how you dress for church! When did everyone start wearing sweat pants to church? What happened to dressing up for church? What happened to going to church? I don’t know. I was busy having breakfast in bed wearing sweat pants and watching church.
Why do people ride stupid looking bikes like this? What’s wrong with good old fashioned regular ordinary stupid looking bikes. Honestly people think up the dumbest shit.
It can’t be good for you. And if you are going to parade around the neighborhood riding a stupid looking bike at least have the courtesy for the unfortunate onlookers to know how to ride the damn thing.
When all else fails just look stupid pushing the stupid looking bike that you are to stupid to figure out how to ride!
One more thing, the mushroom fairies have returned. This time they have spawned all over my pecan trees. I hope this doesn’t affect my nut harvest. That is if I have any nut harvest after the squirrels have their fill. Damn squirrels. Damn mushroom fairies. Damn MJ if she has some clever remark about the phrase, "nut harvest".