Strangers often come up to me and comment, “You smell!”
To which I reply, “Thank you for noticing, I’ve worked hard to create this odor just for you.”
Endless hours have been spent in my greenhouses blending rare exotic flowers and botanical extracts, herbs and spices to create this smell and now I have made it available for you.
Many trials and errors have resulted in my signature fragrance. A delicate combination that includes a dash of musty old boy scout tents, a hint of camp fire, with a top note of deer piss and of course Forever Poodle™ essence.
Bubba’s Stink Purty Manly Cologne
Available exclusively at KMART and my Online Parfum Emporium. A holiday bargain at only $100.00 an ounce. Order yours today.