Truck Stop Fall Fashion Preview 2009:

This is a very exciting season for Truck Stop Fashion. So much to see so lets get right to it. The following images are just a few of many “looks” seen at this years Highway Fashion Week.

“Designer rendering of the, ‘Ready for Action Just Jeans Look.”

“Trucker model employing the look”, Simply Devastating!

“Bold orange jumpsuits are making a splashy comeback, so practical with easy clean-up, no need to change outfits when arrested at the Stop for lewd and lascivious behavior.”

“Mirrored sunglasses are the perfect touch to top off this plaid vision.”

Editors note: Grungy ball caps were seen all over the lot.

“Midriff beer belly tog matched with super short shorts and grungy ball cap.”

“Measuring tape suspenders! For sizing up your man’s beer belly...heaven”

Designed by yours truly,The latex bondage butt bra for easy access and clean-up. It's all about easy access and clean-up.

From the brand new Mean Dirty Pirate Truck Stop Fashion Collection.

My latest gimmick involves prancing around the lot like a little lost puppy.

And so now for the pieces of resistance, The Puppy Dog Tail Butt Plug.

With leather harness muzzle combo.

Order yours today.


  1. It's good to see that the classics never go out of style.

  2. Coming to a Walmart near you...

  3. Did this make the October issue of Vogue?

  4. I often visit those secluded laybys where the lorry drivers park up for the night. Pouting, winking and doing the big come hither.

  5. i think it made the october issue of,"vagina."