Mean Dirty Pirate’s Movie of the Week: Scene 1.

Many years ago when I was a wee gaything I happened upon this made for TV movie.

It changed my life and made me the hateful vindictive bitter queen that I am today. I’ve conveniently chopped it up into small palatable portions for the short attention span associated with bloggers. Tonight I present the first five to ten minutes and then as the week goes along we’ll tune into more scenes as they unfold, unless none of you are interested. As I’m on the road whoring and can’t really post my usual tripe this will just have to do, darlings.


Scene 1


  1. My actual attention span is limited to 1:31.

    Do you have any clips that fit my requirements?

    Oh, and were YOU voted the girl most likely to?

  2. I have ALWAYS loved this movie and you know the pr company I worked for, MAO, interviewed Joan Rivers for their magazine and did you know that SHE WROTE IT!? Yes. Fact.

  3. Gosh, I hope she gets a make over and gets to dress up in a black spandex jumpsuit and heels and kick Olivia Newton John's ass at the end.

  4. I loved Rizzo in Grease. Even though the neighbourhood thinks I'm trashy and no good ... I'll have to keep my eyes peeled for this DVD when I'm out shopping.