This Labor Day weekend was a blur, an absolute blur. Dressing Drinks accompanied the hotel version of Panic Disco where every outfit in the steamer trunk was modeled until just the right ensemble was decided. Arriving in the nick of time for Love is in the Air at Cafe LaFitte’s in Exile followed by a late supper at La Peniche then more La cocktails and La sex.
The next day was up early for a bagel and green tea followed by a brisk hour walk around the entire quarter. Then the drinking began. Dressing Drinks, more Panic Disco then off to the tubs, um clubs, where yours truly paraded around practically shirtless and fending off loathsome advances from the bears then waltzing around in the streets with my Nubian nipples to the wind followed by supper at the Moanin’ Lisa. A huge honkin’ Disco nap then off to tease the masses once again. Then sex.
Did I tell you?
It was rumored that Farrah was in town. Apparently she’s not dead after all but has merely joined the club of fake dead celebrities like Elvis, Marilyn and Andy Warhol.
It was rumored that she was staying at the Motor Hotel Le Richelieu.
These exclusive photo’s obtained from the Star prove it.
Farrah checks in
Farrah takes in the view from her suite
Farrah takes nap
Farrah freshens up
Farrah bribes housekeeper not to divulge her secret location