Bringing in the Sheaths:

Walking the northeast corner of my plantation I was thrilled to find the squatters/sharecroppers producing bounty. A cornucopia to be presented at my harvest table reckoning.

Beware Poachers: Strange things happen when you play with the children in my cornfield.

Wanted: Scarecrow

Must have own clothes. Must be gaunt. Must be scary. Must work long hours. Must accept one ear of corn as payment per day.

Report to Human Resources at Pensacola Juvenile Department of Corrections.

1 comment:

  1. Hmmmmm..."Children of the Corn", you say?


    Beware of "HE WHO WALKS AMONG THE ROWS"!!!!!!