Katherine Hepburn:

This is for TJB who expressed an interest in seeing my autographed portrait of Katherine Hepburn. The autograph has been scratched into the surface with a quill.

A friend who saw this picture hanging on my wall once remarked, “Wow your mother is really pretty”.


  1. And wasn't it so nice of Mom to autograph her picture for you?

  2. Those young 'uns have no respect for their elders.

  3. hopefully the friend who said, "Wow your Mother is really pretty" was straight....otherwise he would've had to jump off the nearest 5-story parking garage (after turning in his gay card)