Special Holiday Edition:
Freaky always new he was different from all of the other little boys but he never could quite put his finger on it. The other boys used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Freaky join in any of there little boy games. They had a good reason not to.
Then one day as Freaky grew into a handsome young man he began to realize why he couldn’t put his finger on it. It was because there was nothing there. He needed to put his finger in it instead.
Freaky with your twat so tight want you be my date tonight. Then how the other little boys loved him and they shouted out with glee, Freaky the no dick plaything you’re gonna go down on me. And he did too. The rest was H-I-S-T-O-R-Y.