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Mrs. Garrett Sings.


  1. Don't forget about The Dirty Facts of Life! "Coming" soon near a porno theater near you!

    Los Angeles, CA – Abigail Productions has announced November 18th 2008 as the official release date for Dirty Facts of Life, the adult movie spoof of the original television series, The Facts of Life, which lived in America’s living rooms in the 1980s.

    In the original show, a group of girls attending a boarding school experience the joys, trials and tribulations of adolescence under the guiding hand of housemother Edna Garrett. Later in the series, Mrs. Garrett was promoted to school dietician and four of the girls moved into new housing above the kitchen/cafeteria under Mrs. Garrett’s watch. Eventually Mrs. Garrett leaves the school and opens her own business, with the help from her girls.

    The Dirty Facts of Life, written by Lee Roy Myers, is a kinky and wild twist on the relationships between the girls of the Eastwood School and their lesbian housemother Mrs. Garris. The girls get scared when they suspect Mrs. Gariss of going straight after a visit by the plumber. Together they devise a plan to win her back to her lesbian roots by seducing her. Throughout the day Mrs. Garris defends herself against their sexual advances in the name of good housekeeping. But in the end everyone wins in a triumphant orgy.

    Directed by the brilliant Oren Cohen, The Dirty Facts of Life stars Racquel Devine, Jordan Kingsley, Jada Fire, Annabelle Lee, Lindsey Meadows and Lexi Bardot. The Dirty Facts of Life will be distributed by GFD (Girlfriends Distribution) under the Abigail Productions family.

  2. Sounds like my kind of movie. I can't wait for it. Thanks for the info Laura. I suspect that you are treasure and a girl in the know.