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The scariest thing you will see this Halloween. They make such an adorable couple...of freaks. Michael sporting his Thriller period face and E.T. with his little magic light up finger. Oh the things E.T. must do to Michael with that little magic light up finger. I always wondered how Michael hit all those high pitched squeals.


  1. I never thought about it before, but to be fingered by E.T. would be kinda hot.

    Hell, I've had worse looking guys with put much more up Happy Land. I'm not proud of that, it's just the facts, ma'am.

    Great post!

  2. I now have this image of MJ being fisted in a sling and ET wearing a gimp mask.