$10 Haircuts & $5 Perms:

















Just a few miles down the road is Mobile Alabama with it’s decidedly gruesome news of murders and gang violence. Over the state line in Florida we have more colorful news about female teachers that have sex with teenage students. Sometimes the state lines bleed and feed off one another and share in a strange symbiotic sensational scandal.


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10 comments:

  1. This is definitely my favorite news item out of all the news items I have seen throughout my life! The name alone is brilliant - - "The Curl & Style Imposter." Sounds like a Nancy Drew mystery and I love every minute of it!

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  2. I swear the stuff that goes on around here, it’s just bizarre. I mean imitation is always the sincerest form of flattery and they want to lock him up for that. Shameful. Can you imagine him sitting around and actually fixating on her and thinking this would be a good idea. The only explanation is that he wanted to sit in her chair dressed as her and receive a haircut from her. Weird!

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  3. I think it's wonderful that he's wearing one of Kenley's designs!

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  4. I wonder why when a woman gets to a certain age they feel a need to have their hair cut short back and sides and have a tight bubble perm on top. It's the same the whole world over.

    Madonna take note!

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  5. "And I, Rose Stevens, love you more than anything that I could ever imagine: more than my hair color, more than the sound of babies crying, of dogs dying - even more than the thought of original sin itself. I am yours, Rose Stevens, eternally united through an invisible core of finely woven filth, that even God himself could never ever break."

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  6. Oh Rose, my darling playful minx, I am another of your fervent admirers, you have brought out the Martina Navratalova in me. Rose you are a leader by way of beauty, intelligent in every way nature intended. You are wonderful unequalled by any woman on earth not even by those of your age or of those years younger. You are an angel from heaven. I say again that I am a fervent admirer and I pray for your well being and progress and I wish you happiness, immense wealth and luck in anything you do.

    XXX

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  7. LOL So, how much was your bail, AYEM8Y?

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  8. Well...you've got to have dreams. That guy's dream was to "protray" the nice haircutting lady. Bravo to him for his follow-through.

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  9. p.s.
    the dreadful Perez Hilton has lifted your story today.

    http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-20-mugshot-hall-of-fame-12

    (He must be a reader here.)

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