Down yonder at the bay a couple weekends ago there was an art festival. It was so so...nothing...nothing I would buy and nothing I would hang in my house. The real fun was had in the children’s section where first prize for the juried sixth grade art submissions was this incredible rendering of Wonder Woman.
The piece of resistance simply had to go to the antique children’s port-o-potties. Refrain yourselves, try to resist them as I am quite certain they are filled with polio, smallpox, measles and mumps. I wanted to buy them but I couldn’t find a price tag...it was an amazing installation.
An impromptu performance by none other than Hannah Montana stole the stage. So being the good perv that I am at a children’s function I pulled out my...um camera...and started flashing away.
“And now ladies and gentlemen please welcome back to the stage for the very first time, the song stylings of Ms. Hannah Montana.”