Age my skin in the sunshine + chlorinated water = Water Park.
Water Park’O Water Park
thy expensive oasis’
thrive forth among
revive sore’th drought
Become dead weight on a raft down yonder at the Lazy river, I’m going to have one of these put in my backyard and just float in it all day like a lazy snake.
I swear I can’t remember the last time it rained. Does anyone remember? Cause I don’t remember and I’m sure my plants don’t remember. Brown is the new green you know, so...
Here enjoy these pictures from my excursion.
Picture one is of my personal spa attendant, he had to rescue me at least eleven times from the lazy river and perform mouth to mouth.
Number two is quite possibly the skinniest boy in the world. Note the complete lack of fat and utter Jack Sprat’ness. Me thinks the Mom can eat no lean.