Come on lines are just lame and rarely if ever work. Why take a chance on a line when walking up to someone and putting your dick in them is so much more effective.
Nice and all so classy, I can’t imagine any of them failing to work their magic. My favorite one liner has to be, “Are you from Tennessee?...Cause you’re the only Ten I See.”
One liners always work for me some of my faves:
ReplyDelete1. Are your parents retarded? Because you're so damn special
2.If you were a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
3.I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap B&B
4. Mmmmm can I smell your vag? - NO! Then it must be your feet I can smell!
5. Did you fart? Cos you blew me away.
6. My love for you is like diarrhoea. I can't hold it in.
7.Meet me under the pawn broker shop and I'll kiss you under the balls.
Nice and all so classy, I can’t imagine any of them failing to work their magic. My favorite one liner has to be, “Are you from Tennessee?...Cause you’re the only Ten I See.”
ReplyDeleteHrm. Never tried this one before. How would one handle the awkward small-talk after? "Hi, yeah, um, right. Catcha later? Ok. Um. Bye."
ReplyDeleteAnd do you carry around lube and condoms just for this occasion, cuz ya know it's not safe to keep those things in your pocket for long.
I'll have to figure out the logistics on this one before I try it.
As for pick-up lines. How about:
As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face.
Let's play war, I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me!
Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?