Home Depot:

My local Home Depot has become the new gay cruise hot spot.

According to ABC. news, “Cruising areas traditionally have been those parts of town "women and children are told to avoid," but through word of mouth, bathrooms at places like Wal-Mart or Home Depot can become cruising locales.”

My last visit was filled with hot men turning the aisle and casting the, “Glance that’s a little longer than the ordinary glance.”

Well I never!

Maybe I have once or twice but really empty anonymous sex in a public restroom at Home Depot is not really for me or is it?

Hmmm...there was one fella I wouldn’t have minded but he wasn’t interested in the sex shopping choreography that was happening all around lurking between every other aisle.

I was on a mission to get a set of hex keys and a 3/4" spigot.


  1. We don't call it Homo Depot for no reason.

  2. "Glory hole assitant to checkout 9 there's a customer waiting"

  3. OMG, I guess I am going to have to go and check out my local Home Depot...great post!!!!