I Need Another Bump:

Thombeau at FABULON recently found himself explaining the 70's dance craze, The Bump. I myself was recently placed in this unpleasant position of having to not only explain but also to demonstrate this uncomfortable maneuver.

Aint Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman

Many mornings headed to school were made much more entertaining by listening to the latest novelty fad.

Bertha Butt Boogie

They just don’t create cheap thrill novelty dance fads anymore...these poor kids today...they have absolutely no novelty fad legacy to fondly remember one day in their old age. Oh wait...yes they do...Disney’s High School Musicals I & II. Because I’m FABULOUS ...LALALALALALA... FABULOUS.


  1. How could I have never heard The "Bertha Butt Boogie"??

    It must never have gotten out here for some reason. We're always behind around here.

    Ah well...*Today's* morning headed to school will be made more entertaining by it, just the same.

  2. What do you think about the percolator dance? I wish I could do it without looking like a teas-maid.

  3. You just reminded me of my old boss when I bartended, who they used to call "Johnny the Bump" in honor of his affinity for/skills at performing the bump.

  4. I loved this song!
    "...and Bathsheba Butt"

  5. I have the first song on CD.


    Kids today have Soulja Boy's 'Superman'.