Joe*to*hell has creatively coined the word “Brituation” as an all consuming catch phrase for all things Britney Spears. I want to know what the fuck is going on with our lack lustered, gum chewing, country swamp mouseketeer? In other words, What’s the Brituation? It’s fun to watch the tart spiral out of control, and display various symptoms of personality disorder, bi-polar, and manic depression, but I don’t think the girl is even close to reaching rock bottom. I hope not because it’s the best reality TV ever!

My contribution to the ever growing official Britney lexicon, “Obrituary”, as in:

She aint through with her fucked up ways, don’t be writing her OBRITUARY just yet.


  1. OHHHH

    nice work! nice work indeed!

  2. I had a dream the other night I woke up to find out on the TV that Tom Cruise and Brit Brit were in a car accident together and both died.

  3. Nice!

    Let's see if that dreadful Perez Hilton (or the AP) steals this one too.

  4. You know, it's a damn shame. If she were back home in Louisiana, she'd be safe. She'd be hangin' out at Wanda's Sugah Shack eatin' barbeque and drinkin' a Bud, but she'd be safe. 'Cuz the locals would hog-tie her when she got out of control and bring her back home to dry out for a bit. It's them damn Californians that are making this messy. I'm just sayin'