Since the grocery store opened across the street and they have one of those safe trick-or-treating parties, I no longer feed the hordes of b...

While we are speaking in onomatopoeia, "Girl, what did that girl just say, girl?" This queen is giving basic boot camp for dra...

I don't know why. I mean, I grew up in Mississippi of all places but I have a rather large vocabulary and I'll spend a 50 cent...

I've reached a certain age that I can make well informed decisions concerning large purchases or dealing with health issues. That's ...

Years ago Norma and I had a conversation regarding "Commercial Ladies". Ladies who show up in many commercials and apparently mak...

That time when the neighbors, Martin and Carol, showed up for the clothing optional pool party and had too many Margaritas...

I'll be relaxing with the dead at Club Tropicana.