tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17055502.post1131828234866229196..comments2024-03-12T02:33:23.440-05:00Comments on Mean Dirty Pirate: Shoplifting for Christmas:ayeM8yhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17055502.post-27442785695830641052009-12-19T06:04:57.571-06:002009-12-19T06:04:57.571-06:00Is that dress for me Ayem8y?
Shop lifting use to...Is that dress for me Ayem8y? <br /><br />Shop lifting use to be such a joy in the olden days, but those pesky CCTV cameras makes it a bit more challenging. However, supermarkets have introduced those self service check-outs. Which means you can pick up a flat screen television and put it through as a bag of potatoes.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17055502.post-47479073491096496932009-12-18T18:09:04.582-06:002009-12-18T18:09:04.582-06:00Miss Janey just made me snort!
You know, you have...Miss Janey just made me snort!<br /><br />You know, you have SO many good holiday ideas that I hardly know where to start! Should I start regifting first or snatching things from other people's cars? What a quandry. But either way, I win, and that's all that matters at X-mas, right?Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11889294120616809157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17055502.post-40678100092234468392009-12-18T17:45:33.184-06:002009-12-18T17:45:33.184-06:00Miss J thinks ALL criminals should have to wear pl...Miss J thinks ALL criminals should have to wear placards describing their crime. Half of Los Angeles would be standing by the freeway wearing, "I drive like an asshole".Miss Janeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11434497632651114929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17055502.post-28479536730329205072009-12-18T17:22:53.655-06:002009-12-18T17:22:53.655-06:00I went to a friends house the other day and she wa...I went to a friends house the other day and she was wearing a Christmas sweatshirt...I was at a loss for words.<br /><br />Merry Christmas!Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08171054999389018364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17055502.post-17558532158791652552009-12-18T10:00:45.730-06:002009-12-18T10:00:45.730-06:00We’ll have plenty of Christmas cheer just as long ...We’ll have plenty of Christmas cheer just as long as you are here...AND you bring me a gift!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17055502.post-89485907002748197422009-12-18T08:00:03.950-06:002009-12-18T08:00:03.950-06:00Start developing your shoplifting skills early.
L...Start developing your shoplifting skills early.<br /><br />Like this <a href="http://tinyurl.com/yerqv2d/" rel="nofollow">4-year-old boy</a> who got drunk and stole his neighbour’s dress from under the tree.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17055502.post-47332290531089486762009-12-18T06:29:53.508-06:002009-12-18T06:29:53.508-06:00I'd like that I AM A THIEF I STOLE AT WALMART ...I'd like that I AM A THIEF I STOLE AT WALMART sign.<br />Can you steal it for me, pleaaaaaaaaaaase.<br /><br />thank you.jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11116663308431251286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17055502.post-78402076879832629932009-12-18T06:10:53.109-06:002009-12-18T06:10:53.109-06:00FIRST!
I've never been first. Ever.
But rea...FIRST! <br /><br />I've never been first. Ever.<br /><br />But really, shoplifting I understand but the horror of having to publicly admit WALMART would be a punishment worse than anal warts. <br /><br />Neither of which I am familiar with.Michael Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11939701498074991413noreply@blogger.com