Happy St. Patty's Day:



Patricia was a saintly God fearin' woman without a ounce of malice, never sayin' a unkind word toward anybody with a disposition sweet as a lamb always lookin' on the bright side, feedin' the needy and shelterin' the poor, drummin' up rummage coats to clothe the homeless, takin' in a total of twenty unwanted babies, puttin' their needs before'n her own, makin' hat's, growin' flowers and sewin' fine garments for ladies to raise money for the orphans.

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  1. Fuck all that shit, I just give myself to horny men these days

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    1. Me too! But, at a reasonable price.

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  2. sounds like the mother superior in "philomena."

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    1. I must have been inspired by that type of character when I made up the back story for this lovely portrait I recently couldn't live without.

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  3. I take a keen interest in psychometry so I can tell you a few things you don't know about the nortorious Miss P! Don't be fooled by Patty's sunny disposition, that rictus grin of hers is caused by an absent-minded habit of grinding the teeth and clenching her jaw, the cold, soulless, miserable stare on her face, look closely at those eyes, they are the eyes of someone desperately focused on how to score their next fix. Patty looks so mild mannered on canvas, you'd think butter wouldn't melt in her mouth, but believe me she has an insatiable appetite for narcotics. During her sit, the artist was constantly being interrupted by the arrival of heavily armed Columbian drug dealers, bringing her suitcases stuffed with packets of cocaine, Miss P would halt posing while she sliced open a bag and used a finger to rub the white crystals into her gums before nodding her approval and handing over wad loads of cash. Amphetamines, Es, smack, cock PCPs, ecstasy, crystal meths, crack or meow meow, you name it, Patty deals it!

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  4. A Saint indeed.
    And I just bet she makes one mean
    lime jell-o mold too.
    With EXTRA mini marshmallows. That's how much of an altruist she is.

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  5. She looks like she's having a hay fever attack.

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