Who Wore it Better?










15 comments:

  1. He's like Worzel Gummidge a scarecrow with interchangeable heads. I'll go with head number 2 please.

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  2. That smirk in th stop photo is most charming, but I'd say number two looks ore convincing. Remember, it's important to wear your dildo, not have your dildo wear you.

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    1. There are rules for dildo attire!

      I believe the smirking hillbilly lives in SF.

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  3. Why don't I try both and get back to you.

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    1. Anxiously awaiting the results of your taste test...

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  4. What the what - ? Photoshop is evil! I'd do them both (love the chest pelt and the tatts), needless to say, but I'd prefer whichever one is the genuine article! (Which I suspect is #2).

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    1. I know! The penis on the first one has also been enlarged. Or is it engorged? Photoshop and porn, two great products that go together.

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    2. i noticed the "gorge" of the engorged
      and enjoyed what i saw.

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    3. If only Photoshop could have practical real world applications. I could engorged for a date, then de-gorge for a brisk job in the morning, then a slight gorge for lunch...

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    1. "He walks with me and talks with me..." I could break into a Baptist hymn but I feel the time and place to inappropriate.

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