Is this Duck Dynasty?
Would that be Dick Dynasty?
He's like Worzel Gummidge a scarecrow with interchangeable heads. I'll go with head number 2 please.
I suspect #2 is the real one. The first one I recognize from Mr. S Leather.
That smirk in th stop photo is most charming, but I'd say number two looks ore convincing. Remember, it's important to wear your dildo, not have your dildo wear you.
There are rules for dildo attire!I believe the smirking hillbilly lives in SF.
Why don't I try both and get back to you.
Anxiously awaiting the results of your taste test...
What the what - ? Photoshop is evil! I'd do them both (love the chest pelt and the tatts), needless to say, but I'd prefer whichever one is the genuine article! (Which I suspect is #2).
I know! The penis on the first one has also been enlarged. Or is it engorged? Photoshop and porn, two great products that go together.
i noticed the "gorge" of the engorgedand enjoyed what i saw.
If only Photoshop could have practical real world applications. I could engorged for a date, then de-gorge for a brisk job in the morning, then a slight gorge for lunch...
"He walks with me and talks with me..." I could break into a Baptist hymn but I feel the time and place to inappropriate.