Workin' Hard for the Money:




Been on my knees all day and I only got a dolla to show for it. My pads are worn out and my jaw is sore.

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  1. Bin doin' it all wrong, honey..! Jx

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    1. Perhaps you could teach me a thing or two.

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    2. I've seen the "Little Pirate" over at MJ's. Don't tempt me... Jx

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    3. Ready to roll with my camera, Bitches.

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  2. Oh dear. That's just not right.

    You need to charge more... and stop giving out free samples.

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    1. What, like a dollar fifty?

      It's the free sample that got me a dollar tip.

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  3. Only a dollar? With professional pads like that, what will $20 get me? And what time should I be there?

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  4. Twenty dollars'll get ya trip round the world.

    I'm at the 19th Wheel truck stop off highway 67 near Estabutchie Alabama.

    Hurry, I'm hungry.

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  5. I'm sorry... but as a fashion statement pads should only ever be worn on ones shoulders... Oh wait I get it now... you have had another hard day at the orifice...

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    1. That's the ingenious thing about knee pads, they can also be worn as shoulder pads too.

      Sometimes doubles as a codpiece.

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  6. No one respects a professional the way they should.

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  7. I deserve a promotion. Something like head lot lizard.

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