What Have I Been Doing?
We now return to our regularly scheduled programming;
“What Have I Been Doing? What Kind Of Question Is That -What Have I Been Doing? What Kind Of Person Asks Such A Question? I Don’t Know What You Mean When You Ask Me Such A Question. This Interview Is Over!”
It is quite obvious that I have been lost in a land of girlish dysfunction. Whiling away the hours having tea parties with my pretty dolls and playing dress up, I like pink, glitter, stickers, ponies, bonnets, lip gloss, crinolines, parasols, satins, paneling and myspace.com. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to the Dolly Infirmary. Isabel didn’t make it and I have to collect her remains for a proper burial. What Have I Been Doing? Indeed!
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Nice carpet! Not an euphemism.
ReplyDeleteBut at least you still look pretty....
ReplyDeleteCute! but not enough pink.
ReplyDeleteI've died and gone to dolly heaven.
ReplyDeleteMy, you do get around, don't you?
ReplyDeleteYou need to introduce yourself to that guy who things he's Peter Pan.
ReplyDeleteYou mean this guy, Cookie?
ReplyDeleteThe Elizabeth Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane does come to mind. Jx
DeleteI knew you would a perfectly sound explanation for being a total slag the last month or so.
ReplyDeletei'd say you should shut this blog down now.
ReplyDeleteyour children need you, 24/7!
I hear rehab is real nice this time of year.
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