What Have I Been Doing?
We now return to our regularly scheduled programming;
“What Have I Been Doing? What Kind Of Question Is That -What Have I Been Doing? What Kind Of Person Asks Such A Question? I Don’t Know What You Mean When You Ask Me Such A Question. This Interview Is Over!”
It is quite obvious that I have been lost in a land of girlish dysfunction. Whiling away the hours having tea parties with my pretty dolls and playing dress up, I like pink, glitter, stickers, ponies, bonnets, lip gloss, crinolines, parasols, satins, paneling and myspace.com. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to the Dolly Infirmary. Isabel didn’t make it and I have to collect her remains for a proper burial. What Have I Been Doing? Indeed!