Dating Advice:


So, let's say that you find yourself on a wildly exciting date with a handsome gentleman and through a course of cocktails and conversations you discover that his sexual proclivities are restricted to topping only. NO VERSATILITY! NO NEGOTIATION. The topic is strictly off limits. If this arrangement is agreeable then by all means proceed but make him pay the check before you leave.

If however, this arrangement is not agreeable then suggest that you go "dutch" on the drinks, then stamp his forehead, "Deco. B. Hole" as a warning to other admirers and patrons that this man's butt hole is purely decorative and nonfunctional.



10 comments:

  1. It's just as good to give as receive.

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  2. But then foolishly, I would think it meant that he's into "Art Deco style B. Holes"....and be sorely disappointed.

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  3. i've been looking all over
    for that stamp!

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  4. Do you have cocktails and conversation with yours? I don't usually bother. One gentleman caller I once had, liked to slap me on the bottom and chase me around the house whilst wearing only stilettos and an oven mitt, I was having so much fun that the time had overlapped with my next gentlemen caller, he was left waiting in the car for a good 20 minutes. I was out of sync for the rest of that day.

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  5. Nope. Total non-starter for me. There's just so much fun to be had with one of those - I will not be denied.

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  6. The stamp would have been handy at the last place I worked!

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  7. Now listen tootes, I don't think this is the place to be discussing my sexual proclivities. Just because my asshole is tight and I could sharpen pencils with it most days, do we need to broadcast it?

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  8. I prefer whipped topping.

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  9. YOU WON, YOU WON! Stop by the Mistress Borghese for your bobbie prize!

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