It never forgets a thing either, I bet.
Great fun at the urologist's office as well.
Tragically, he had a face like Elephant Man, but there's some things you just have to put up with.
Operator?.... Yes... I'd like to make a trunk call please.... What do you mean all our lions are busy!
As long as he doesn't smell like one.
You know who needs to be fucked by that dick? Michael Steele needs to be fucked by that dick.
What an amusing and charming simulacrum. It can put it's trunk in my watering hole anyday.
I love your new tat!!!! Can I stroke its trunk and feed it a peanut?
I just thought I'll take another peek at the elephant man!
Is he more susceptible to Elephantiasis?
Is that an African or Indian paciderm?
I have nothing pithy to say...just, Wow!