The Penis:




23 comments:

  1. I've met very few I haven't liked.

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    1. I've met a few that were rather nasty or unpleasant but as you said, few I haven't liked.

      Except for that really crooked one...

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    2. I'm rather fond of the crooked ones, they amuse me. Especially the ones that bend down, just like my gullet.

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    1. It was the Kinsey scale that made me feel that all was well in my adolescent world.

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    2. Most of my sex education came from Kinsey. I come from a (gulp) Mormon family. Luckily I escaped.

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  3. thanks for posting, i'd misplaced my schematic.

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    1. Sometimes a refresher is all it takes Norma...

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    1. Me too. Pink ones and brown ones and long ones and fat ones...

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  5. Looks more fun than drawing a turkey from your handprint.
    Next Thanksgiving maybe we'll do this instead.

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  6. And if you put your balls on the trace paper you'll have a perfect little gobbler...

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    1. "Oh waiter...another serving of penis please at Wally's table..."

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  8. I for one love the prow type. Lots of girth at the root. Yummy.

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    1. You know, I happen to have a prow type penis with girth at the root myself...

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  9. I know Mr. Peenee commented on this post because it shows in my email, so the following is his comment:

    Mr. Peenee

    "I'm rather fond of the crooked ones, they amuse me. Especially the ones that bend down, just like my gullet."

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    1. It aids in digestion!

      I like the crooked ones for the exact opposite reason if you know what I mean.

      "Tomorrow class, we'll be discussing the prostate and it's purpose for pleasurable anal intercourse."

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    2. Ahh, now I see Mr. Peenee up there above...

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  10. This gives new meaning to being hit over the head with a blunt object.

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    1. Funny you should say that as it happens to me all the time!

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  11. Miss Janey had sexed one once that had a little thing sticking out of its shaft, like a twig or something. It wasn't infected or anything, it was perhaps a birth defect. Miss J didn't want to cause embarrassment so she pretended it was all normal. (Miss J was much younger then). Missed opportunity- she'll never know what the twig actually was.

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