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I have an addictive television personality.

I SAID IT!

I have a television in the bedroom and the kitchen and the living room and the dining room and the bathroom and the mudroom and the laundry room and the closet and the work shed. I have a DVR, VCR, DCR and a Tivo. I stream shows on my computer and my I-Phone.

On a side note, did you guys know that the I-Phone is also…a phone?

Who knew?

I start my viewing day in the early morning watching, The Today Show and later, The Tonight Show and end it with, The Tomorrow Show.

In the mornings while sipping coffee and clipping coupons with the girls we watch, The View, The Chew, The Talk and The Squawk. Later I catch up on my talent and singing shows, The Voice and The Choice and when I need to mix things up I watch, The Revolution and somewhere in the middle of all that I watch, The Middle. Sometimes when I lose the remotes I watch, The Mentalist or The Finder.

Later during the Prime Time block I watch, Awake, Touched and Mobbed which leads to, Missing, Scandal and Revenge. Then the various stages of, Lost, Grief and Grimm which is followed soon afterwards with, Reunions, Glee and Duets.

Then the whole day starts over again.

15 comments:

  1. I didn't know Anne Robison advertised televisions in the 60's. I only have three, one in the bedroom (with a built-in DVD for watching pornography and Doris Day films) one in the living room and one in the conservatory. The bigger the television the smaller the IQ as my mother says.

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    1. I'm awaiting the invention of the wall sized television. Something around the 12' x 16' feet category.

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  2. Honey - do I need to hook you and Phyllis up?

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    1. I'm sure we will eventually cross paths on Cat Ladies or Hoarders.

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  3. Oh, no. DO NOT watch Hoarders. YES, there is the gleeful, "Jeez, I'm not nearly as f'd up as that bitch" aspect... But later you will feel like a spy in the house of sorrow!

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    1. "But later you will feel like a spy in the house of sorrow!"

      So eloquently put.

      My own Hoarders episode will be a departure for the program as The Antiques Roadshow, The Smithsonian, and the Keno brothers will all be on hand to appraise the treasure that's hauled out of my attic.

      Rather than a hoarder, I'll be hailed as a great collector with a discerning eye.

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  4. I have one 46" LED TV, mostly for watching DVD/Blu-Ray movies. Sorry.

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    1. Actually I only have one T.V. upstairs and one down. I was just riffing on the sad state of television programming and in particular the names of the show.

      I occasionally watch Revenge but that's it except when CNN gets a hold of hurricane coverage.

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    1. Me too, it's time for the Tomorrow Show.

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    1. If you put it on the Finder Show I swear it will suddenly show up.

      Works like a charm.

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  7. Watching tv? pshaw. You ought to be producing tv....
    you should lead with Pensacola Babylon

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  8. Let us never, never speak of The Finder again. Promise me.

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  9. This is very intresting of you to learn, but when is there time to show that nice ass of your's off?

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