Yesterday:

I accompanied my Ex-new boyfriend, Dave Koz the gay saxophone player, to the Seabreeze Jazz Festival where I was a V-I-P.

A V.I.P. mind you...

As a Very Important Playah, I scarfed down Free food, Free Drinks,  all in a completely private, completely restricted area I'll have you know, away from the Non V.I.P. peasants.






















Dave was a complete gentleman and completely smitten with me. Watch as he serenades me as he makes his entrance while wandering the crowd and then declares his love for me.






It was completely embarrassing.

Which is why after the concert I ran off with the drummer and made out with him in a van.

Dave was pissed!

11 comments:

  1. Wouldn't it be nice to go through life with some sort of permanent access pass like that and not have to deal with the everyday hassles and riffraff?

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    1. I know!

      I like to think of it as what winning the lottery would do for me.

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  2. David Sanborn called. He's hurting because you said he was too old for you. He said that you just break men's hearts and I said "well, duh!"

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    1. I think David must have misheard what I said. I told him that he's not old enough for me as I like them in depends and one foot in the grave.

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  3. That's what he gets for throwing his heart after an international beauty.

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    1. I know.

      It's like living life as a Gabor sister.

      I have that kind of beauty that raves and I'm constantly having to "tone" it down so others may feel more comfortable around me.

      It's a curse really.

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  4. I bet you hear that ALL the time.

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    1. I do, I do, as I'm always the bride...

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  5. Did he perform scat on stage?

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    1. Unfortunately no. That would have been Dave Scuz. In which case I would have been much more interested.

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  6. i think my next door neighbor is best friends with him.

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