From the Fine Folks at Fleshlight:


The Freaks Collection























































































































































8 comments:

  1. Clever! When do they come out with a "repressed Catholic" one? Or is that just too sick?

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  2. Hmm. What are these things for, anyway?

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  3. Ick! Oooeee! I prefer the real thing.

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  4. I'm feeling the alien one myself. But I'm a suze queen, plus it could double for a flashlight!

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  5. I felt my sphincter relax when I first set eyes on the Alien. I don't know why neck massagers have this affect on me, but they do.

    BTW how did you do on the half a billion lottery, it made the news over here, can I expect a jewel encrusted Fabergé egg in the post antime soon?

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