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Where do I begin, I like to call this first composition, “Rebel Flag with Unicorn”. He is after all in my neck of the woods so to speak or is it spitting distance? I’m surprised we've never crossed trails. Truck stop peacocks can be so pissy. There’s only room for one and glancing at his résumé tells me he’s king of the cock ring from Gadsden to Grand Rapids. He's trim and patriotic, plus there’s something fetishy about him but I can’t quite put my finger on the belly button.


























































































































Nope I still can't put my finger on it...


18 comments:

  1. Well you could try and put your finger on it... but would probably find it's been surgically removed....

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  2. oh lord, what drains out of his navel?

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  3. Princess - "Well you could try and put your finger on it... but would probably find it's been surgically removed...."

    In that case I'll need something to plug it up with...hmm...what could I use to plug that hole...

    Norma - "oh lord, what drains out of his navel?"

    Some people call it bile, I call it EVIL.

    Too bad he doesn't list golden showers since he already has a built in spigot.

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  4. Sheesh, the lengths some guys will go to drink beer without having to open a can.

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  5. WHHHHHHHAT!!!! How can anyone pass up such fine home decor and the whole flag motif? And I also wonder if anyone for shits and giggles, ever pinched the tube shut to see what happens. Bile?.......i need to stop, it's only leading to more questions.... and im feeling ill.....

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  6. ......still trying to find my vapors.....

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  7. Jason - "Sheesh, the lengths some guys will go to drink beer without having to open a can."

    Or bother going to the can. Why would you when you have a handy little bag that you can toss in the trash at McDonald's Drive -Thru.

    Maddie - "WHHHHHHHAT!!!! How can anyone pass up such fine home decor and the whole flag motif? And I also wonder if anyone for shits and giggles, ever pinched the tube shut to see what happens. Bile?.......i need to stop, it's only leading to more questions.... and im feeling ill....."

    I don't know...why don't you join us for a three way, pinch it and find out.

    *Passes poppers to Maddie for her vapors*

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  8. But darling, HE HAS A CB HANDLE. What more could you ask for?

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  9. Its a enough to make a trucker shift his load.

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  10. OH, SHIT! This freak actually comes up this way! GROSS!

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  11. Dear God - Please let me unsee this. I'll be a good boy, I promise.

    (retching noises)

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  12. Southern stereotype personified. He looks as if he doesn't have his teeth in or else missing some.

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  13. I know his sort, he's just after a bit on the side!

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  14. Peenee ”But darling, HE HAS A CB HANDLE. What more could you ask for?”

    That is one of his charms that make him irresistible. That and, “if you want to fool around let me know it will probably have to be a quicky because most of the time I’m on a dead line.”

    Cookie “Its a enough to make a trucker shift his load. OH, SHIT! This freak actually comes up this way! GROSS!’

    Get to shifting cause there’s a great big CONVOY headed your way. I’ll be in the rig playing the Ali MacGraw part.

    Dupree ” Dear God - Please let me unsee this. I'll be a good boy, I promise. (retching noises)”

    Cues up the eye wash station. One has to wonder though if you’re not enjoying yourself judging by the happy retching noises coming from the back of the cab.

    Observer “Southern stereotype personified. He looks as if he doesn't have his teeth in or else missing some.”

    Mysterious Observer, Am I think that you are from the South? And enjoy a good gum job too?

    LX ”He needs a theme song.”

    And what a nice choice you made. Did you just compose that ditty?

    *Turns up theme song while fantasizing over leftlane’s pictures*

    Mitzi ”I know his sort, he's just after a bit on the side!”

    And in the middle and in the rear…He’s got enough “bonus” holes in him to pleasure the whole truck stop in one service session.

    MJ ”Bile? Or Santorum?”

    Bile exits the tube in the belly button, Santorum oozes out of the stoma to the right of the tube in the belly button. Hence the disclaimer, “practice safer sex: When appropriate”

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  15. well, you know what they say: what goes in, must come out.

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