This lanky walleyed stud from the “Tooth Pick” state is a goateed hairy bottom with no tattoos.Would you pick him up?
Well, I have to admit, I do appreciate a nice extended metaphor.
You ask, Would I pick him up? It depends... will he keep his teeth in or out?
"Arkansas"Everything you need to know to make an informed decision.
he was thoughtful to include so many photos and information. one would presume he'll attract like-minded vermin.
Would I pick him up? Not even with YOUR Grindr.
Jason - I like his long winded metaphors too but what I really like is his dichotomy. Trashy psycho with a clean cut side and a machete. Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, need I remind you, “Anything with a dick, but they have to be able to re-enact the Sexette scene with Mae West and Tim Dalton first, in the nude!” *Cracks whip, Yells at hooker to, “Disrobe!”, then orders through megaphone, ACTION! “SEXTETTE: SCENE1 TAKE 1…”Lx: "Arkansas"Everything you need to know to make an informed decision.”Like gay family planning?Norma – Vermin is such strong word when you live in Arkansas.
Kevin: "Would I pick him up? Not even with YOUR Grindr."Aww. That's the nicest thing anybody ever did for me today. Which gives me the idea to pick up tricks with other peoples Grindr.
@Norma - and he practices safe sex "most of the time".
I pretty much have no standards, so...
Throw him to Thom!
He complains about tops posting pictures of their asses and bottoms posting pictures of their dicks -- then he violates his own rule? I imagine he'd be like a scarier, more aggressive version of Cletus from The Simpsons.
Does he come with a bottle of bourbon?
"- and he practices safe sex "most of the time." that tidbit wasn't lost on me either.
There is not enough disinfectant in the world...
I don't think so; I feel the need to shower with antibacterial soap from just looking at the pictures.
There are some hitchhikers that make you speed up to get away from their patch of the shoulder and he's a king among them.
The manly and sexy aroma of a sweaty discoloured clopper which drives the drag queen bag ladies wild with desire. Telephone booths, vending machines and parking meters are regulary checked for rejected coins by this gentleman of the road. His healthy ruddy complexion is achieved by spending a lot of time in the fresh air drinking metal polish. Yes, I'd do him.