Years ago my Mom would sit me down in front of the department store Christmas catalogues and say, “Circle what you like and I’ll make sure Santa knows what you want.” Then she’d hand me a,
And I would study the pages and pick out the things I wanted.
I was never disappointed when I unwrapped the presents under the tree.
Here are some of the things in Christmas past that I circled.
The groovy clock.
Leopard print jammies.
Lester AND Hugo.
Barbie’s Karosel Kitchen. I know, I know, I cried when I got a baseball mitt until my dad went to the store and got it for me.
So Christmas present has not been good. Really it's been horrible. We all get the Christmas we deserve.
Here’s a list of things I want Santa to bring me this year.
Auntie Mame’s Chinese front door. Complete with eye holes and smoke. Just like the ladies room at the oriental theater.
Robbie the Robot! With real working subservient behavior. Able to make a dress from diamonds!
The Jill Munroe Paper Doll.
I WANNA BE MISS TRUCK STOP FAVORITE! Just once in my life, I wanna be the FAVORITE. Not including second grade class favorite.
Here’s my Christmas Music Extravaganza. It’s filled with groovy music. Not your ordinary playlist! Listen to it.
Happy/Merry blah blah blah.