Wake up to my nice sheets.
Check the time.
Put on my underwear.
Then my bathrobe.
Took a whiz.
Checked my messages.
Had breakfast.
And some juice.
Brushed my teeth.
Turned on the TV.
Watched my game show.
Reached for a smoke.
Lit it up.
Performed ablutions.
And my face and body.
Moisturized.
Put on a shirt.
And some shorts.
And some socks.
And some shoes.
Got a check in the mail.
Got in my car.
Needed gas.
Went to the bank.
Came home and unlocked the door.
And watched the very last episode of All My Children : (
Looking around, Miss J sees almost that many on her desk alone... Overload!
ReplyDeleteGo generic; it's less confusing. Just be careful that you don't mix up window cleaner refill with mouthwash. Take it from one who knows; it's unpleasant. TB
ReplyDeleteLooks like a corporate porn site!
ReplyDeleteGod!
ReplyDeleteI love you!....
P.S. I stopped watching the day that Liza slapped Jenny...
ReplyDelete(I can't believe that was thirty years ago)....
still love you though.
xoxox
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Hmmmm, so you're getting paid endorsements, I see. How much for this post? A dollar a logo I bet.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for the infomercial.
Well, that covers your MORNING.
ReplyDeleteAnd at night?
The Trojan logo?
namedropper.
ReplyDeleteI only know Maulbohro, Toyota and British Petroleum.
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