As long as you LOOK like Lana, it's all good.
Well!Happy Mothers' Day to You Too!
It's not healthy to keep your hideously evil side under wraps all the time. I let off steam when I go shopping. If someone fails to give me good service in a shop, I cause a scene and plot a way to get that person fired, not forgetting to give that person a supercilious smile when he/she is been led to the managers office for a good ticking off. Retired people who dawdle on the pavement on a busy Saturday when they have all week to go shopping deserves a good hard kick on their tartan shopping trolley. However if things don't improve over the weekend invest in a dirndl. I find wearing one often helps with rag rage.
Hope you feel better...don't swallow a tack!