Christmas Innuendo:







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  1. innuendo? i don't sense any innuendo.

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  2. I know how to wrap it but I find the tinsel chafing.

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  3. Spaniel pup = Spaniel's ears = piss flaps = punani = lady's bits and bobs = her cunt? The filthy bitch!

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  4. Just try some crotchless knickers dhaarling...

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  5. Instead of wrapping it up, why not just wrap your lips around it?

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  6. Miss J loves the Wurlizter accompaniment.

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  7. XL: Yay Kay indeed.

    Norma: See she was really singing about her Cocker Spaniel but made us think she was singing about her Coochatta.......My mother was zipping around from room to room listening to this and said, “Oh I missed what it was she was trying to wrap up.”

    MJ: Tinsel is a BITCH! It’ll cut your lady bits to bits.

    Mitzi: I know, my train of thought exactly.

    Princess: But “crotchless knickers” is so hard to find words that rhyme with it...Let’s see lick her and kick her and stick her...nope nothing seems to work...

    Cookie: Well she is playing the organ in the background after all.

    Miss J: See above just above. The whole album is filled with kookie arrangements.

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