Cracker Christmas:


















“Some members of the neighborhood have chosen to ignore warnings from the Christmas Crises Decorating Committee and think that this ‘economy slump’ is an excuse to slack off the rules and covenants protecting the neighborhood association. Let me be clear when I speak for the CCDC and say, Lame attempts at Christmas Lawn Ornamentation will not be tolerated this year.”

It’s the Most Wonderful Time...It’s the Hap Happiest Season...It’s the Most Wonderful Time...It’s the Hap Happiest Season...

10 comments:

  1. And they're not even in a trailer... yet...

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  2. I can see that the faux frost on the windows was done after a couple "bravery boosters" of Four Roses. And an outstanding job it is, too!

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  3. This reminds me of one of my ex-BILs.

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  4. I think the display is very apt when you consider that Jesus Christ was born impoverished in a stable.

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  5. I saw a church sign today that says "Mary and Joseph were homeless."

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  6. Princess - Well it sort of is a trailer. Just turned on it’s side and planted in the ground.

    Jason - Um yes, about all those dead deer carcasses strewn all over the lawn at your parent’s place...

    Cookie - I like the Tigger door foil exclaiming, “JOY”.

    XL - What’s an ex-BIL? Is that Brother in-law? In that case does he live in Panama City Beach?

    Mitzi - “Da Po Lil’baby Jesus...”

    Mj - Please refrain from inviting your trained homeless Christmas carolers’ through the neighborhood this year. The ones you hired for the manger scene last year had the mange!

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  7. I plan on incorporating the barbecue pit, garbage bin and compost pile in mine, and then accentuate it with christmas lights wound around the palm tree.

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  8. Clever how the string of lights can double as a clothesline though.

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  9. Santa, a flamingo and a snowman were all present at the Nativity.

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