Beach Tip 237:


Remember Pensacola is only 929 miles south of Chicago.
























Free Tanning Oil with every scoop of sand.
























Don't be a dirty dolly while you are here.


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Or the Barbie Pirate of the Caribbean,
























Will bury you in the sand,



















Where you will drown at high tide.


3 comments:

  1. My sister's Barbie was the one with the black and white striped swimsuit like that.

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  2. Isn't that what they're using to mop up the oil? Barbie hair?

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  3. I hope you had a lovely, lovely time.

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