I'm Such a Pig:
























"That's right honey keep cracking them eggs if you want to be big and pretty like Mama when you grow up."

8 comments:

  1. Why waste time cooking them? Just suck 'em down raw and then pop a 40. That's what mama does.

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  2. From the title, will there be bacon as well?

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  3. I don't know about bacon but his bratwurst is legendary.

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  4. Peenee: Toss me the egg bong.

    XL: I’m frying a couple pounds of bacon, cartons of eggs, gallons of coffee, won’t you come over and kill yourself too?

    Inevitable Chinese comment: 卡爾.桑. 得柏:「. 除非先有

    MJ: I'm serving salty sausages in an all you can eat capacity this morning.

    My Greasy Spoon is serving breakfast all day long.

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  5. Can I get Fries with that?....

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  6. Princess: “I need an Adam an Eve on a raft and wreck‘em, axel grease, belch water, bowl’o birdseed, take a chance on Murphy, with Mike n Ike.”

    Will this be on wheels?

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  7. Better pig than prig and better big than pig, right?

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  8. Jason:

    One prig coming right up!

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