"That's right honey keep cracking them eggs if you want to be big and pretty like Mama when you grow up."
Why waste time cooking them? Just suck 'em down raw and then pop a 40. That's what mama does.
From the title, will there be bacon as well?
I don't know about bacon but his bratwurst is legendary.
Peenee: Toss me the egg bong.XL: I’m frying a couple pounds of bacon, cartons of eggs, gallons of coffee, won’t you come over and kill yourself too?Inevitable Chinese comment: 卡爾.桑. 得柏：「. 除非先有MJ: I'm serving salty sausages in an all you can eat capacity this morning.My Greasy Spoon is serving breakfast all day long.
Can I get Fries with that?....
Princess: “I need an Adam an Eve on a raft and wreck‘em, axel grease, belch water, bowl’o birdseed, take a chance on Murphy, with Mike n Ike.”Will this be on wheels?
Better pig than prig and better big than pig, right?
Jason:One prig coming right up!